"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people."
Orson Welles

Well, the time has come to commence operation: Decrease Derriere. Ok, so maybe I haven't let things slide so much as our friend the Michelin Man, but enough is enough - time to exercise & stop eating so much junk! (Although the Michelin Man does always look so jolly...)

First thing's first, I've gotta get through the weekend without any unhealthy food (e.g. chocolate (nooooo!!!), chips, take-away, over-processed foods, sugar, etc.) I predict that by Sunday evening, I will be one very cranky person.

After the weekend, I'll start 4 weeks of detox & exercise - cardio shall be my friend! Weight training is not so much my friend as it unfortunately causes me to bulk up quite rapidly (insert transsexual joke here). So if my posts become even more inane/nutty, it's just the lack of glucose & theobromine from my formerly regular chocolate binges...